What would happen if the entire Aussie Ashes team was replaced by brain-hungry zombies? Time to put those batting skills to good use!
Poor Cristiano's in slavery in Manchester. Fling him from his hospital bed all the way to Real Madrid! Just don't pull too hard...
Jedward are facing the ultimate humiliation for bouncy tower-haired twins - being voted off X Factor 2009. Guide Louis Walsh's pet chipmunks to victory by grabbing votes or make them crash and burn...
